I ran into some truly amazing phony UFC figure pics. The first of the three is of a “talking” Dana White figure complete with Jenna Jameson repellant and “Tito Was My Bitch” t-shirt.

The figure says 17 different combinations of profanity including these 5 popular phrases:

• I “F***ing Rule!
• I built this F***ing company from the ground up
• Randy is F***ing confused
• Suck my F***ing balls Tito
• Tom Atencio’s a F***ing joke

My favorite accessory is Chuck Liddell’s balls although the extra supply of Interim Championship belts is pretty hilarious.

If these were for sale I would buy all of them. Joe Rogan is up next. I need 17 profane sayings for White so let me hear what you got.

Note: Click the pic to enlarge!

(Pic courtesy of Anonymous)