Introducing the fifth figure in the phony action figure series; “Inflatable Head” Tito Ortiz.
Head inflates to up 9x normal size. Comes complete with manual pump to make head whatever size you want.
List of Accessories:

Disinfectant Spray (For Jenna)
Ken Shamrocks Post-TUF Blood Pressure Report
Employment Section of the Classifieds
Donald Trump Signed Photo of “The Apprentice”
Year’s Supply of Home [...]

From the makers of “talking” Dana White and “Spaz-Action” Joe Rogan comes the fourth figure in their phony action figure series.
Presenting the Kalib Starnes “Non-Action” figure. This exclusive non-action figure will run away from the competition with the push of a button.
List of Accessories:

Nothing

Warning: This figure comes with 0 points of articulation.
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I ran into some truly amazing phony UFC figure pics. The first of the three is of a “talking” Dana White figure complete with Jenna Jameson repellant and “Tito Was My Bitch” t-shirt.
The figure says 17 different combinations of profanity including these 5 popular phrases:

I “F***ing Rule!
I built this F***ing company from the ground up
Randy [...]

Here is the second fig in the phony series featuring UFC commentator Joe Rogan and his signature “bug eyes.” Press a button and Rogan will spazz out just like in real life.
List of Accessories:

“Hyperbole for Dummies”
Hallucinogenic Drug Cache & Bong
Earplugs (For Goldberg’s Idiocy)
Male-Pattern Baldness Therapy Kit
Carlos Mencia Restraining Order
Randy Couture Fan-Club Lifetime Membership Card

The icing on [...]

The third phony fig in the lineup is UFC judge Cecil Peoples. Not as good as White and Rogan but funny nonetheless.
List of Accessories:

Sleeping Mask
Game Boy (For when fights to the ground)
Kinder-Calculator
MMA Rule-Book (Quick Guide)
Extra Thick Glasses
A.D.D. Medication
McBlack Belt
“How to Be Incompetent and Still Keep Your Job” Inspirational Self-Help Book
“I Take Bribes on the First [...]