The third phony fig in the lineup is UFC judge Cecil Peoples. Not as good as White and Rogan but funny nonetheless.
List of Accessories:

Sleeping Mask
Game Boy (For when fights to the ground)
Kinder-Calculator
MMA Rule-Book (Quick Guide)
Extra Thick Glasses
A.D.D. Medication
McBlack Belt
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